Because it’s FUN to pretend!
“Nothing that has come out in the public as a result of the recent email hackings has cast doubt on the basic scientific message on climate change and that message is quite clear — that climate change is happening much, much faster than we realized and we human beings are the [...]

We couldn’t possibly get this waste of prime Manhattan real estate shoved to the bottom of the Atlantic quickly enough.
The United Nations has to be the most God-awful collection of human beings outside of Cave Osama.
In case you weren’t sure, human gender is “changeable over time and contexts,” sex slaves must not be [...]

Although Bejamin Netanyahu and Gordon Brown both had much longer distances to travel this week than President Obama, each managed to bring something along that POTUS didn’t: a pair of testicles.
After the revelation that Iran has been jerking the international community’s chain over nukes, it seemed like the perfect time for President Obama to [...]

The UN Security Council is flexing its scary finger again.
Well rested from firing off a couple of stern letters to North Korea earlier this year, the limpest body this side of Hugh Hefner before his morning Viagra has turned its attention to the Dennis the Menace of the international community, Iran.
We expect a [...]

OK, one of them is more of a bullshit double standard.
The U.S. is going to lend billions of dollars to Brazil’s state-owned oil company, Petrobras, to finance exploration of the huge offshore discovery in Brazil’s Tupi oil field in the Santos Basin near Rio de Janeiro. Brazil’s planning minister confirmed that White House [...]