Without Big Government…there would be no pants. So stop hating on the steroid-sized expansion being proposed now, you insensitive bastards, and listen to your celebrities!

Here’s another video lampooning the out of touch celebs who live in a world where taxes don’t matter and Roman Polanski can drug and bang all the teenagers he wants because he’s, you know, an artist.

Repeat this mantra, you fans of bureaucracy: Giant Inflatable Alligator.

(h/t Hot Air)