Remember kids, it’s the health care protesters who are being organized in a top-down manner.

Because whatever Team Lightbringer says during their afternoon unicorn rides must be true.

To recap: anyone who protests at a health care pimping rally is is part of a well-funded, super organized mob, according to our friends on the left. (You can practically feel the hopenandchange permeating the entire process now, right?)

And on the other side…it’s just a sincere, merry band of innocents.

Top White House officials counseled Democratic senators Thursday on coping with disruptions at public events on health care this summer, officials said, and promised the party and allies would respond with twice the force if any individual lawmaker is criticized in television advertising

I’m still harping on this. Why? Because I have my non-cynic days and keep hoping that the olfactory capabilities of the majority of Americans will return at once and they’ll begin to smell this crap coming from a very well coordinated, taxpayer funded, top-down effort from the Obama administration.

Yes, I have received professional mental health care in the past.

These officials also told skittish senators that fresh polling suggests an emphasis on issues such as barring insurers from denying coverage on the basis of pre-existing medical conditions is a political winner, able to increase support among independents, women, seniors and rural voters.

NOW we’re paying attention to polls?

Allow me to offer a definition of grassroots: grassroots – of or involving the common people as constituting a fundamental political and economic group

The officials spoke on condition of anonymity, saying they were not authorized to discuss details of the closed-door session that took place hours before lawmakers headed to their home states for a monthlong vacation.

In my experience, “common people” don’t have closed door meetings with United States senators.

That the Left is ratcheting up their counter efforts isn’t the point and actually doesn’t bother me at all. What drives my crazier than I already am is the fact that they lie about the true nature of their actions as well as those of their opponents. It can’t be spun any other way. The White House, the Senate majority leader and the Speaker of the United States House of Representatives are making a habit out of lying to the American people and millions are rationalizing the behavior.

Pushing back, Democrats have accused Republicans of sanctioning mob tactics, and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., accused protesters of trying to sabotage the democratic process.

The Republican Party says it’s not behind the protests, but Reid scoffed at the notion that the protesters reflect grass-roots sentiment. He held up a piece of artificial turf during a session with reporters.

“These are nothing more than destructive efforts to interrupt a debate that we should have, and are having,” Reid said Thursday. “They are doing this because they don’t have any better ideas. They have no interest in letting the negotiators, even though few in number, negotiate. It’s really simple: they’re taking their cues from talk show hosts, Internet rumor-mongerers … and insurance rackets.”

By “debate”, he obviously means “surrounding ourselves with people who agree with us”:

Also Thursday, the AFL-CIO announced plans to mobilize labor activists to attend town hall meetings in 50 congressional districts this month to counter the conservative protesters.

White House aides David Axelrod and Jim Messina traveled to the Capitol for their presentation to Democratic senators. Senators saw videos of disruptions at events held by House members, and were told to organize their events more carefully as well as work with labor unions and other friendly groups to generate enthusiasm.

SO glad the supporters of the administration aren’t taking their cues from anyone, aren’t you?

I have to go wait by the mailbox for my check from the Republican Right Funding Cabal. They’re about fifteen years behind on their payments to me.

Call me when they’re done lying.